Fear for the Orphans!

So there I was, wandering through Orgrimmar, when I came across a little goblin dude pushing a cart. I tried to avoid eye contact, because I mean, really, it's a goblin, yech. Well, never underestimate the insistence of goblins - this smelly, green thing insisted that I check out his wares for sale. Ugh.

I'm telling him that I'm totally busy!

I tried to tell him I was busy, but I've heard some awful rumors about goblins - like that they eat orphans?! Yea, it's floating all over Azeroth that these ... "friends" of the Horde eat orphans in their spare time, when they're not plotting some money making scheme or ripping off some poor Orc.
So what could I do?! I was afraid that if I angered it, some poor orphan would go missing!

Doing business with a goblin isn't advised.

So I decided to appease the little green beast and buy something from it. In his cart, he had these Tiny Blue and Green Ragdolls, so I bought one of each. I figured that I could share them with the orphans in Orgrimmar. I know, it's so caring of me, right? I mean, I bought them dolls, and potentially saved them from being indigestion in the stomach of the short beast that wanders Org selling toys.

The Orphans loved the dolls!

It's a well thought-out scheme, a goblin selling toys, yes, people will think that he's a nice guy, but has anyone ever checked the bottom of his cart for orphan bones?!

Shorel'aran!

Syrenitee of Silvermoon, Guardian of Blood of the Exiled!





*Disclaimer - my viewpoint of Goblins is in no way a reflection of the entire Horde. I can think they're smelly, disgusting, greedy, little phinks, but that doesn't mean that Garrosh does...*