Me and My Horde Balloon!

I recently acquired a new vanity pet, in the form of a Horde Balloon!! Yes, I know what you must be thinking, "What kind of cool blood elf is this?!" I have to respond, "A cool-as-hell Blood Elf!"
So I figured I would commemorate this with a first ever, but not to be the last, installment of "Me and My Horde Balloon!"

This will be a collection of photos featuring me and my badass Horde Balloon as we travel Azeroth!

Perhaps the most obvious place to start is with Garrosh. He didn't like the Balloon. But that's only because he doesn't have one. I told him how to get it, but he said that being the leader of the Horde precluded him from being able to prance around with a Horde Balloon. His loss.

Garrosh envies my Balloon.

The next stop that I felt was mandatory was Undercity; there I visited Lady Sylvanas. She's kinda creepy; I think a balloon would make her day. But she'd probably just pop it, or give it the plague. Who knows?

Lady Sylvanas would deflate my balloon with her stare.

After that, I thought about how much fun it would be to visit some Alliance towns and make them wish they were the proud owners of a Horde Balloon!!

My first stop was Darnassus -

Don't you wish you had a Horde Balloon?

Boring Darnassus.

Unfortunately there weren't many other people in Darnassus and the guards weren't too friendly, so I left. And headed over to Stormwind!!

Stormwind = Fail

The guards I encountered were so jealous of my Horde Balloon they made it their mission to destroy it (and me). I had the last laugh, as I farted on my way out.

From there I realized that the cities were fail, so I began my archaeology, happily skipping along with my Horde Balloon. At one dig site, what should I find? But Alliance scum attempting to quest!! So me and my Horde Balloon had some fun. I followed them around, and around, and around, making them wish they had a balloon as cool as mine!

After some time, I got cold and bored, so I joined a dungeon to down the holiday boss, Ahune. And, of course, I couldn't resist:

Do you see the Horde Balloon?!

Finally, the end of the day approached, and I wanted nothing more than to spend time with my favorite smelly, blue Troll:

Me, Ailem, and HORDE BALLOON!

 So, my friends, I hope you enjoyed today's installment of "Me and My Horde Balloon!"

Sinu a'manore!!

Syrenitee of Silvermoon, Guardian of the Blood of the Exiled